Woke

While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.

Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!

by waterproofcans February 20, 2023

Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

by Charwunsee January 23, 2023

Woke

Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions

Woke people are annoying as heck, and they unironically think they could change the future.

by Lixie_ March 7, 2023

woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.

"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."

by megumeat January 24, 2024

Woke

Supporter of progressive movement

That woman's woke she support LGBT community

by Jason327 June 20, 2023

Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t

Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness

by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023

Woke

A word used by uneducated to describe things they are afraid of eg: Women’s rights, Trans people, how attracted they are to trans people, the educated.

The woke left

by Ronald J.A. Drump October 6, 2025