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Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.
by ekxer3 November 25, 2023
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Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023
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Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.
You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .
by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
by Batty fingerer September 6, 2023
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Vanilla sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with light skin
by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
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Vanilla Rush

Similar to Jungle Fever or Curry Fever, but being addicted to white people. You become obsessed with them and want to bang them hard. This most commonly applies to non-white women who have a strong attraction to white men.
Guy 1: Did you see the tits on that white girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude her tits are huge!!!
Guy 1: I think I got the Vanilla Rush.
by WildKatt4698 September 19, 2023
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