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Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
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Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James
A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla
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vanilla stir stick

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.
Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Vanilla Dome

The third location in Super Mario World, but also a term that can refer to a place filled with only white people.
Randy: Wow, there are no blacks here in Burger King.
Dick: Yeah. This is a Vanilla Dome.
Randy: I get that reference.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023
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