Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.

Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.

by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010

Unicorn Hunting

When a guy or girl has unrealistically high standards for the people they date.

Dave is still single because he goes unicorn hunting every time he's out.

by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017

Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead

"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.

"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."

by BigSondra December 9, 2010

Social Unicorn

A term used to describe someone who is extremely social. Similar to Social Butterfly, but takes it a step higher and has better relationships with way more people, such as Jado.

Michael : How many people are you talking to?
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.

by Senor rita October 21, 2010

The Ginger Unicorn

'The Ginger Unicorn' a ginger haired woman who possesses the beauty more significant then any other ginger a man has layer eyes on before. Her presence in a room cannot be matched, forever to steal the hearts of men as long as she wonders this earth. Like a unicorn, she cannot be tamed or owned. She is a wild mysterious creature of the world. She is known to lay with only a few lucky men in her lifetime, and those are leave her reborn, lost in lust by her roaring red hair and piercing blue eyes. These men will never see themselves the same again.

"I layed with the Ginger Unicorn last night, I feel both blessed and cursed by her gaize"

by stalnewb June 15, 2015

Unicorn Plane

flying the Unicorn Plane - high on MDMA.

Guy 1: Hey! Were you at that party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man... Everyone was flyin' the Unicorn Plane.
Guy 1: I know, right?! Did you have any?
Guy 2: Nawh man, No flyin' for me, had to stay grounded...

by lasoaaro March 23, 2010