Good and Ugly Friday

A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.

Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"

This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.

by Ragan Oddly February 26, 2009

the ugly fucks

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn

keen hangs out with the ugly fucks

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Ugay

a straight man in a relationship with homosexua tendencies

Guy 1: Am I gay if I'm dating a girl but I say I would suck a dick ?
Guy 2: Nah, you're just an ugay

by 420grace June 1, 2018

ugly stick

a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots

"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"

by LSW Productions February 3, 2010

ugly stick

n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.

person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.

by uglystick July 7, 2011

ugly bearded fuck head

any man whose name be Beau

and teaches english

by and history January 29, 2003

Ugly stick

1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.

Molly was beat with a ugly stick and she never could be preety again.

by Joemama June 22, 2004