Urban Dictionary

The site you are using, the big joke

normie Urban Dictionary user

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Where people go to look up definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex. Usually ages range between 11-17. People also look up other weird things such as poop. A lot of the time people go to urban dictionary to write definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex.

Jake: You're on urban dictionary?
John: What did you look up?
Jack: Sex of course!

by Lilbitch August 23, 2017

Urban dictionary

A website where whatever you look up will be the opposite of what you actually find

You don't need an example you're on the website for God's sake people Urban dictionary

by 🦀 August 23, 2019

Urban dictionary

A website where you can read dumb shit

Oh urban dictionary it’s so funny/dumb

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

Urban dictionary

This! You retard

This is the urban dictionary

by ??????.... November 26, 2013

Urban dictionary

A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!

Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

Urban dictionary

The website you are on right now. Also the website where literally anyone can post definition of random words.

What does Karen mean
Oh, you could look it up on the urban dictionary

by Breme January 5, 2021