Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.

Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand

by T1212 July 6, 2019

two simps in a box

Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.

God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.

by Pp veri biiig May 28, 2020

two rocks look identical

Funniest sh*t I've ever seen, also a JoJo reference

Kakyoin: Take a look at those two rocks over there Mr. Joestar... Isn't it just big enough for someone to hide behind?
Joseph: What do you mean?
Kakyoin: Now take a look at the rock on the opposite side.
Joseph: On the opposite side?
Kakyoin: You still don't see it? There's a rock shaped exactly the same on the opposite side.
Every crusader except Joseph: Laughing hysterically because two rocks look identical

by FemboysAreBest January 18, 2021

Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021

two back

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.

Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.

by Falconskove May 7, 2021

Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 2, 2021