Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

Captain Biffington

A 40 ounce of beer.

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"

by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page

Captain Galbraith strikes again!

by Adam Adamson May 13, 2008

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011

Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.

Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."

by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023

Pussy Captain

A person who is a captain of pussy. Leader of the pussy.

"I am the pussy captain now."

by rev2285 March 8, 2019