Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.

"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."

by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

by Zurgzy June 1, 2021

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023