personal issues

the time in your life when no one gives a fuck

"a leaking vagina is one of my personal issues."

by trit.haha January 17, 2012

spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

Sad Person

A sad person is someone who feels unmotivated or simply sad about what goes on in one's life. Usually due to lack of self-esteem and failure to achieve their goals. In puberty this is very common, as well as in adolescence.

He was acting like a sad person lately. I wonder what is going on with him.

by Justanotherloner April 29, 2018

venomous person

Generally an otherwise aimable person whom will act severely if provoked.

Kim's not a bitch, she's just a venomous person. She'll go miles for a friend just don't try her.

by Loupcastille May 21, 2017

Weak person

A weak person doesn't usually think they're weak, they just say they do when they know other people are listening. A weak person is no different than a narcissist. The kind of person who doesn't believe in, or hold god sacred, but sings songs of praise about how awesome and awe inspiring they say they think god is, when really they don't believe in any god.

The girl would sing songs for a show of a supposedly deep spiritual relationship with her god, when really she never believed in any god. She was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would never know she was a weak person.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020

personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.

Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"

by BS9 August 12, 2011

Personality Dementor

People who are so boring and inapt of having any type of originality that they actually begin to suck your spontaneity or creative qualities. They can only be warded off with being incredibly cold or direct rejection.

Girl 1: God I hate being such a bitch but she's just been a complete Personality Dementor!

Girl 2: I know, she's nice but every time I'm with her it feels like she's sucking all my creativity away!

by gaelicstorm<3 September 14, 2011