gas shower

When you fart shower so bad that you nearly pass out when you smell it

God, I nearly died in a gas shower this morning.

by Logan (Like Utah) March 12, 2016

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

by Ratfink October 18, 2013

vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017