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Hood vines

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution
Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines
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Calum Hood

Calum hood as a hot stud with tattoos. He is the shit. And plays bass like a god. Calum hood is not available he’s mine so back of betch
by <Ur mom> July 24, 2019
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Rubbing hood

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood
by Midget slinger October 14, 2016
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Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest
Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)
by Sir. B May 17, 2020
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hood top

From the hood but at the top
by Liluzililuzi January 4, 2023
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hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
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Homo Hood

A very obnoxious, narcustic hoodlum who, enjoys a mans company or penus.
MAN! Did you see that Homo Hood?! I saw him with Darnell just yesterday!
by beatthatjared March 7, 2011
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