A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert December 27, 2007

by satana December 31, 2008

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
by Robbing Hood Sherwood Forest January 9, 2025

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.
Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.
Synonyms: shit disturber
Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.
Synonyms: shit disturber
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022

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