When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022
Get the Sour spring rollmug. Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
Get the Incestuous Off-springmug. by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022
Get the smack a bitch springmug. ( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017
Get the hope springs eternalmug. spring._.from_camp is an amazing person and also roleplays her own oc in camp camp (: they are a great role player. they deserve the world and more and is an awesome person!
someone: did you hear?! spring._.from_camp posted a new video!
someone 2: ikr! i love them!
someone: me too!
someone 2: ikr! i love them!
someone: me too!
by CelioLmfao July 23, 2021
Get the spring._.from_campmug. A catholic high school in fond du lac full of snobby rich kids who plays in low divisions and recruits kids from west bend and Milwaukee so they can say their sports teams are good when they’re no better than campbellsport or mayville. Any parent with a brain who cares about their child will rather have them go to campbellsport and become a hick rather than send their kid to springs.
Person1: “Did you actually send your child to Saint Mary’s Springs?”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
by Jtizzey23 November 22, 2021
Get the Saint Mary’s Springsmug. Person 1 “Man, I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”
by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024
Get the spring lovemug.