Aquaman Rule

As seen in sport and other pursuits, the setting and context of an action can mitigate or nullify entirely an unambiguously and unabashedly homoerotic act. Much as a pool full of Speedo clad men climbing over each other or a grassy field full of men in tight pants capriciously running about slapping each other on the ass can be excused under the thinly veiled guise of being water polo or baseball, claiming that the Aquaman rule is in effect (before, after or during) makes any act, no matter how ‘gay’, totally ‘chill’. The philosophical basis governing this that if you do any thing in the water it’s totally not gay because, you know, humans live on land.

“Hey did you guys ever notice how that one time I made out with a dude in the hot tub at the LXA house that it totally wasn’t gay because, you know, humans live on land… And like that’s the Aquaman rule, and it’s on Urban so its legit… and I’m totally into chicks?”

by Not MOMO October 23, 2009

road rules

20 year olds fighting over who ate the last fig newton....

"who ate the last fig newton? you have dissrepected me, my mother, and my whole family."

by Kym July 16, 2003

Rule Zero

When you're trying to figure out whether doing something is a good idea or not, there are various rules that come in to play, such as Have Fun, Do No Harm, Have Fun (again), What Happens in Vegas, etc.

Rule Zero, the rule that always comes before all the others, the most important, basic rule of doing anything is: "Don't be on fire."

- I can't get this bbq to light.
- Here, use some petrol.
- I am not breaking Rule Zero to cook a burger.

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- Hey, let's see what happens if I fill my foreskin with lighter fluid and light it.
- I am invoking Rule... wait... yeah, go ahead, that'll be funny.

by tbrd June 16, 2010

rule 34

Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)

guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.

by rule 34 gundam lover January 12, 2011

rule 89

If you're a teen or preteen girl on YouTube and you take requests or dares, sooner or later, someone will ask you to show your feet. NO EXCEPTIONS.

lollytolly: I take requests!
footboy1971: COULD YOU SHOW YOUR PRETTY FEET?
someotherguy: Lolly, he's asking to see your feet! Watch out for rule 89!

by yourballsdammit December 1, 2009

Rule 334

If you have no game, then don't waste the time of the people who do.

Dude, you just airballed. Rule 334 says get off the court.

Homie, she's out of your league. Rule 334 says its someone elses turn to try.

by Sugadaddy1086 March 30, 2010

Rule 35

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

by Blaze1289 July 30, 2009