Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug. Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.
by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020
Get the Hood assmug. She is hood femme with her hair did, Gucci bag, nails did, f-me heels, short skirt, curves on display but rocking a you want me attitude. You’d be lucky to have me.
by Hood femme February 6, 2021
Get the hood femmemug. Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.
by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014
Get the Hood Ballinmug. 
by Yruey February 28, 2023
Get the Hood Foodsmug.