Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)
Evan: :)
Me: :)
Me: :)
by Kailey :) November 22, 2021

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

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by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.
Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
by Evbuscus April 16, 2020

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018

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