A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.
Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
by TrickFace Killah January 02, 2009
by Dfuck September 10, 2006
An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.
by GABber Zug September 10, 2008
- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"
by daazninvazn June 11, 2007
Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"
Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."
Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"
Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."
Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"
by Pubert Wurst May 04, 2006
by adam kirwin September 29, 2003
first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.
by jennaG January 03, 2008