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by StickyBoy321 July 26, 2021
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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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british

an unfortunate trait

also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
by britishman327 February 25, 2022
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British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish
Im British. I eat tea
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic
Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021
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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021
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