by Bamfreakintastic August 20, 2007
When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard
Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
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by Al February 04, 2005
Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit
by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 09, 2005
A insult, meaning having low intelligence, or being 'slow'.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.
by hey-you. March 09, 2009
(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.
by Googly Person September 13, 2011