T Browsing

Text messaging

Who are you t browsing?

by jbjdawg21 June 28, 2009

landon t

Fukin dickbag

Jenna: yo is that landon t?
Celeste: yeah what a dickbag

by gender neutral mandolin January 31, 2018

t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

T disease

The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.

don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.

by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019

t nipples

Often used as to tell someone they have tiny nipples or sometimes a tiny penis.

Bruh you have T nipples and they’re fucking small as shit. Make them grow

by lil small za October 17, 2017

Dr T

Dr. T is the mad scientist in charge of the Blackguard's Artifact Weaponization Project. Most of the time he is occupied conducting evil experiments, but now and then he invades the Archipelago to enslave innocent islanders.

Dr T: I hope no one looks at my plans while im sleeping

Dr T: You will never get my plans when I am sleeping because I am never sleeping

by youareman November 24, 2020

T-tiny

Very small, minuscule, little, dwarf, of little consequence.

As ungenerous as she was, she cut me a t-tiny slice of pie.

by Metta Belle June 8, 2015