spit sisters

usually a friend and another friend (both female) that hooked up with the same guy.
but at different times.

girl you hooked up with him too!?
SPIT SISTERS!!!!!

by Shit mahh pants January 11, 2012

slit spit

Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.

Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".

by Rory EC January 14, 2007

spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014

Slit-Snot

The fluid that leaks out of a women’s vagina while she masturbates or during intercourse.

Wow Amanda! You came so hard you covered my sheets in slit-snot!!

by Superchunk5000 March 4, 2018

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 3, 2009

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man August 4, 2008

slit screen

extremely thin,sheer womens underwear.usually completely seethrough.could also be used as a general term describing any womens underwear

i think the valet attendant saw my womans slit screen when she got out of the car.

by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008