sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."

by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.

Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.

by Sabercaster December 9, 2016

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015

sneaky nandos

Sneaky nandos is the act of creeping on a group of cute boys.

"Ooh, are you keen for some sneaky nandos?"

"I am quite positively as keen as a green bean"

by queenbee434 December 14, 2015

sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019