snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

fish snake

those are called eels.

eels are evil fish snake things

by I am not telling you my name March 8, 2017

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals

“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”

by whet_whillie March 16, 2020

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!

“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

by Genderless blob June 30, 2022

Saskatchewan Snake

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.

Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!

by Tangerine Tango December 27, 2020