simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Smart

Jens is not Simon

by Firegifguy May 10, 2022

Simone

Simone is the best name for a black girl and gives you the power to do anything

Boy: Hey Simone
Girl: Hey

by Coolgil November 12, 2022

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021

Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018