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vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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shower issue

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee February 18, 2009
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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
by Funky Worm November 30, 2022
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nazi shower

Essentially you bust ass in the shower and the stench is trapped in the confined space with you. Since your gassed in the shower its dubbed the nazi shower
I heard tito have a nazi shower after eating animal fries from in n out, i heard him bust ass and for the next 10 minutes nothing but gagging
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"
by Mali656 December 1, 2017
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