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Bum Shitty 

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
Bum Shitty by film_ninja October 23, 2012

Ballsack Shitty 

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."
Ballsack Shitty by LordFargus October 13, 2014

bob shitty 

The boz shit in a yard at a party. Enough said.
Bro! Someone went bob shitty at the party last night!
bob shitty by Yoda2k November 8, 2017

mentally shitty 

I feel mentally shitty today.
mentally shitty by DARREN JORDAN December 15, 2017

My shitty heart 

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
My shitty heart by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019

Scott Shitty 

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.
Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty