Skip to main content

Severna Parkie

- Severna Parkie, Noun,
> A derogatory term used to identify someone from Severna Park MD.

> stuck up, believes that they are better than anyone just because of their neighborhood.
- Common traits include:
> Karen haircuts for those over 40, and anorexia for women under 40
> The Men over 18 are chill but the men under 18 are either gay nerds or (even more gay) wanna-be gangsters.
my goodness Oliver is the most annoying Severna Parkie I've ever met, he thinks just because he lives in suburbia it makes him better than anyone else.
by IeatrocksMMMMMMMMMMMMM April 26, 2024
mugGet the Severna Parkie mug.

Severinus

Severin,but better
Man is a the coolest person you’ll ever know I you life,he is Severin times 20
Oh my goodness is that Severinus?!
Ain’t he the chillest person alive?!
by Paxso-Africano May 5, 2024
mugGet the Severinus mug.
Related Words

setero hex

It's the words hetero sex but the letters 'h' and 's' are swapped, similarly to the more common phrase "say gex"
Say gex is cool, but i'm more of a setero hex guy myself.
by Mrooshoo May 15, 2024
mugGet the setero hex mug.

Servers

Get the fucking servers back up. I'm tired of waiting for this shit.
Hym "Not picking is picking child murder. Get the fucking servers up and get this fucking over with."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
mugGet the Servers mug.

Server

Oh, hey, the severs back up.
Hym "Wouldn't you look at that! The server is up. Even though that apparently has no relationship to whether or not people see this. Neat."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
mugGet the Server mug.

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
mugGet the Severna Park mug.

Several

Several; verb:
Often referring to a number between 3 and 5.
“Several” is often mistaken as exactly the number 7 by people with very low IQ
Several of my friends raped me
by Mostratoes March 14, 2025
mugGet the Several mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email