Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

russian summersault

when two people are having 69 while rolling like a wheel down the streets of mosco

(in a Russian accent) "brother, the other day I vent to mother Russia capital and saw Yekaterina Putina
performing a Russian summersault"
"only in mother Russia my friend. now lets go drink Russia's nectur. TO THE VODKA!!!!!!!!!"

by jason1234569 May 3, 2018

Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

Russian Charge

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.

These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.

by Bilham March 13, 2022

Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.

Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows

by Lilboy127 November 17, 2018

Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023