Retardation

1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Fucking retarded

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.

Hey man, your being Fucking retarded

by BallsMcGee123 April 11, 2017

51 flavors of retarded

Really, Really retarded

Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded

by Vice President November 18, 2006

retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Retarded llama

is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock

God damn fucking Retarded llama!! i fucked up again

by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005

retardariffic

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded

The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

by lilmisnonchalant May 10, 2006