Purple Punisher

{n} A large purple dildo that old step mosters use and leave lying around the house. It is often used as a form of punishment for bad behavior that they use on their husband and step children.

Mike got a D on a test and had to endure the fury of thr purple punisher.

by OllieB October 10, 2005

purple pumpkin

~The insertion of something into ones memory that was never there to begin with.
~A word that is randomly and mentally added into a conversation that is not there; auditory hallucination

#1 - "My friend got a tatto of a pumpkin on his arm last weekend.
#2 - "What?! Why a purple pumpkin?"
#1 - "Purple? Where'd you get purple from?"
#2 - "You just said it."
#1 - "No I didn't. I said he got a tatto of a pumpkin. No color. Just a pumpkin."
#2 - "... oh."

by The Peanut Gallery March 15, 2005

Purple Bulldog Cheeks

Another term for testicals, popularized by the band "The Bloodhound Gang."

Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.

by The Plane February 25, 2010

purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

by Ben Lash December 19, 2003

purple mushroom

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004

Purple Frozen

A purple liquid (usually purple Kool-Aid), that is frozen with a toothpick inserted in the middle to make a delicious frozen treat. Any kind of sweet liquid can be frozen and it will then take on the name of the liquid followed by the word frozen. Often consumed by black people in the ghetto.

Tyrone, getcho dad make us some purple frozen!

by Harrison R September 9, 2006

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009