Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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Prison Butt

Ones asshole that is used to store miscellaneous items
Cole used his prison butt to deliver his mother's refrigerator to her new house
by Funnytreeguy420 December 31, 2020
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Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!
Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!
by memaw reeny July 25, 2019
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Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
by Greekgod311 February 05, 2020
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Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.
We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”
by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment
The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"
by Mangler man the fan February 20, 2024
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