sky poop

The act of acrobatically climbing atop of a bathroom stall, facing the door, pulling down your pants and firing a turd down into the toilet. Sometimes unskilled sky poopers may attempt this stunt, resulting in a misfire, creating a mess for the bathroom maintenance staff.

I was bored at the office the other day, so I decided to practice my sky poop during my lunch break.

by Charles X Moss June 17, 2010

Hide and Go Poop

Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).

Do you want to play hide and go poop?

by Daniel aka Captain Quick Shit April 15, 2008

poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 23, 2009

poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

Poop Stabber

One who is on the giving end of anal sex, derogatory term for a homosexual, my uncle paul.

My uncle paul is a poop stabber.

by Stephen Snow December 27, 2003

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Poop Soup

Liquid feces that explode from ones anus.

David: What's wrong with you?
Mike: I've got major poop soup going on...
David: Nice!!!!

by superdat37 December 2, 2011