Pound Game Approval

What you would call it when a female passes approval and gets your janks in a warm-up session for the Pound Game.

The Pound Game applies to anything of a sexual manner; mainly vaginal intercourse but anal may or may not be applicable in the absence of a marital bond.

Chris - Dude. That girl gets pound game approval.

John - Yeah man... I love your mom. Wait. What?

by zamosa November 26, 2009

Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.

Do you have any two-pound euros

by Slim November 14, 2004

four pound

a nine millimeter, they all weigh about four pounds.

"I held the four pound steel in my hands thinking about what i had done"

by brad April 7, 2005

Spaniard Ass Pounding

When you stick your balls and penis inside of an asshole, at the same time then piss.

John: Hey Austin can i have a spaniard ass pounding??
Austin: Of course! get ready to get wet!

by Getreadytogetwet69 June 15, 2010

one pound fish

a loser dancing around like a homo.

"very,very good; one pound fish. very,very cheap; one pound fish". i lost my hat

by lmakbaf833 December 21, 2012

philipino pound cake

a girl is donkey punched by a filipino guy and eats a cake frosted with her feces.

Meg Ryan felt pretty bad after eating a philipino pound cake last night.

by TigerJonesWaffleCraze May 9, 2009

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.

-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."

by scld April 13, 2010