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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!
She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.
by tsp808 February 24, 2023
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swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023
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dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it
person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
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Play Pool

The act of rubbing one's dick against another guy's balls.
Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna play pool later?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, whose cue stick are we using?
Guy 1: We'll use yours this time.
by randalfromstatefarm September 3, 2017
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west virginia swimming pool

when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.
Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool
by Apollo1369 November 21, 2020
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Pool Pig

A game of traditional basketball-style pig played in a pool
Ed had “P-I-G” in pool pig before Josh and Adam got a “P”.
by ForWhoForWhat August 30, 2021
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