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eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time
by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020
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man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T May 12, 2011
mugGet the man phonemug.

Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones
by on September 1, 2023
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Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof
We tryed phone water to test it
by Big dick madden January 25, 2020
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phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.
by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015
mugGet the phone zonedmug.

Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."
by Sooty_ January 2, 2021
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sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.
friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone
by fartsing February 15, 2021
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