parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?

parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.

by orcalover123 February 27, 2022

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

Guy who likes Bleach and Sword Art Online.

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.

by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021

Cherelle Parker

A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.

"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."

"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."

"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."

by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025