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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
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parente

mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly
ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now
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Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.
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Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024
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