An Oscar is a bloke that wears stripey shirts and has the biggest penis known to man. Everyone wants to be an Oscar as he pulls the ladies left, right and centre. When an Oscar walks in the room everyone stops and stares because his shlong is hanging out from the ankle of his pants and are amazed.
by _bunningssnag February 14, 2023
Get the Oscarmug. happens when you genuinely drive someone so insane that they have the funniest yet biggest crash out ever seen to mankind, the person starts helicopter punching sometimes while commiting hillarious yet horridly illegal violations to you that you didn't even know existed to mandkind until the person had an oscar crash out, try at your own risk 😂
keep annoying him, he will eventually have an oscar crashout
do something and i will actually have an oscar crashout
do something and i will actually have an oscar crashout
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
Get the oscar crashoutmug. 
A genuine friend who is great in relationships. When dealing with an Oscar you must give him lots of love and sex as he has the potential to make your dreams come true. Perfect with a Kirsty, Hannah, Samantha, Jessica and Emily. If you find an Oscar make sure to treasure him!
by JackBlack32 March 30, 2019
Get the Oscarmug. a silly goose who is taller than his older sister, he also has shaggy brown hair and blue eyes. he loves to partY WITH his besties at Mcds. A kind soul who deserves to be treated with the respect he deserves.
by Skelly Jo July 28, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. by GreatOfs1115 November 20, 2020
Get the Oscarmug. Just a bit of a b*tch. One whose father dressing like a lady.
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Went to the morgue and the mortician was Oscar Moraning the corpse screaming “you wanna leave me dad!?, take
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
by OscarsDad November 21, 2018
Get the oscar moranmug.