Johnny burns

Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl “
Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”
by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022
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burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.
Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.
by aretegroup December 23, 2017
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burning a hoolie

He was stoned after burning a hoolie.
by Pol_Nexton April 03, 2011
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Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.
John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.
by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010
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desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.
That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.
by Ro01 October 03, 2011
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Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.
by Locnav December 17, 2021
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Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012
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