Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020

squishy grape

A person that no one likes

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."

by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018

Graping

It’s the thing my friend made when he got killed in warzone 1.00 with the fin lmg 💀

YO HELP HES GRAPING MEEEEE HELLPPPPP .my friend .me OH SHIT RUUNNN

by Mixal negus November 21, 2022

Grape

Kitty.

Kitty is the grape. Shes is a grape. Purple like a grape. I made her that way. She is- a grape. :)

by Dadæ pig June 16, 2021

purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it

do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

A Grape

1) The greatest insult know to man
2) a very large big toe

Hewbert: Man why’d you have to be such a grape.
Lenny: You didn’t have to go that far dude

by Green Grape Girl September 8, 2022