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Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
mugGet the Go for the Gristlemug.

going to dixie

A euphemism for having anal sex
I was in bed with my girl and I took her to dixie.
I met this dirty girl in a bar ... I'm going to dixie!
by Det. Yukon February 1, 2008
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Going to Shoney's

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009
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Go play

The parent-to-child equivalent of piss off I’m busy
5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?

The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
mugGet the Go playmug.

go ahead on

To allow someone to move ahead of you, to signal that you let them go first, stating that it is time to leave.
A reversal of the proper english of 'go on ahead'. Its a southern thing.
You: Time to leave.
Me: Go ahead on.

You: (open a door for me) Go ahead on.
by skzyp July 28, 2008
mugGet the go ahead onmug.

Going To Meyer's

The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person

N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.
"Ah, man, I invited Patti round to mine"
"Why?"
"Going To Meyer's if you know what I mean"
by The Donk December 27, 2009
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scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.
I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.
by Larry Bung January 29, 2017
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