Critic Whore

Tends to be someone who chooses not to like a band because they are popular or are becoming popular, or have 1 fucking song on the radio.

The Asshole Critic Whore thinks modest mouse is a sell-out because they have 1 song on the radio thats not really that great.

by Dan Mclean April 19, 2005

whore alarm

A whore alarm is the sound made when a gay dating app such as Grindr, Growlr or Scruff makes a distinctive alert sound. Since these apps are mostly used for hooking up, everyone in the room knows you are being a whore.

Paul: *ding ding* "Oh shit lemme get that!" *Checks phone*

Dave: "Oh shit! Paul's whore alarm is going off! He's gonna get some!"

by Nerdkub March 14, 2014

Attitude Whore

Social network creatures who make a big deal about their attitude. They generally put their attitude crap in the "about me" section.

Common lines used by an attitude whore are: I am like this, Don't piss me off or I will piss you off in tons, I hate hypocrites, I hate people with fake attitudes, Don't tell me what to do, If you think my attitude is bad, so be it ect.
In Facebook their favorite quotation is: If You Can't Accept Me At My Worst , You Don't Deserve Me At My Best.

Facebook Profile
About Me: Hi, I am Megan. I am a no nonsense girl. Don't give me crap or I will attack you back with more crap. I have loads of attitude and I am proud of who I am.....

Me: There goes another attitude whore.

by Dr.Sperm October 22, 2011

whore season

The time from March 20th to September 23rd. Usually this is a time when all the whores start to surface and/or come of out winter hybernation (i.e. wearing long sleeve shirts,jeans, winter coats.) acting and dressing in a whore like manner. (slutty shirts and skirts, being bitch and just being a whore.)

Hey you want to go whore hunting? It's whore season.

by emorockergrl July 22, 2008

Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

chat whore

A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.

You'd like to do WHAT to my ass? Wrong IM window, chat whore.

by Tom Terranova August 19, 2007

Stupid Whore

A female who is stupid and also a whore.

Alex: Hi John. Why is your wife such a stupid whore?

John: Good question.

by Balls B. Hanging November 28, 2018