Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.

I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.

by SirPuddin September 15, 2009

spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Gel Noodle

Chinese man's lubricated soft penis

After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.

by C-Murdeth August 20, 2010

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

by Suck My Left Nut August 16, 2015