Bran Muffin

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

by Big Ezz August 25, 2005

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003

moose muffin

when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit

I can see that girls moose muffin

by Wozzy December 15, 2003

stud muffin

a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy

mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him

by Chris Jestus March 6, 2008

muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina

She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

baby muffin

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.

caitlin loves her baby muffin!

by caitlinelizabeth November 19, 2007

scrub muffin

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

by dana and linh January 26, 2004