mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Mooger Fooger

a chocolate filled potato.

I ate a Mooger Fooger.

by Stevetaco62 April 26, 2011

mookentooken

a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.

person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.

by telephonevinyl June 22, 2020

mhore

makeup whore.
someone who wears a lot of makeup.

"omg becky look at that mhore in Sephora."

by ellennmelonn November 2, 2008

monorea

A rare disease! It's when a person has a mix between mono and Gonorea! Don't get it! ABSTINANCE is the key! :)

Girl goes to doctor.
Doctor says: ma'am it seems like you have mono... and gonorea... you have MONOREA!!!!! Sucks to suck!
Girl says: Yes, it does suck to suck...
THE END

by THE ONE TRUE SPIDERMAN November 8, 2012