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Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009
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steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.
by Timmy J May 7, 2005
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morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.
by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010
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moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!
by imoose December 2, 2010
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morning stiffness

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
by JaneS September 25, 2006
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moening

moening- pronounced munning NOT MOANING now get it FUCKING right you assholes
that moening bitch is soo cool
by moening October 9, 2008
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