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Good Morning 

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

steamy morning bacon piss 

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

morning joe 

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.
moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!
moosing by imoose December 2, 2010

morning stiffness 

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
morning stiffness by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

early morning ass blaster 

an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
early morning ass blaster by JaneS September 25, 2006