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Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.
"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".
by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023
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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.
by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020
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amirs mom is an abslute milf
by elahe lover August 29, 2022
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Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.
How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.
by Arodnation636 February 17, 2021
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Someone who really likes frogs.
1 : yk what milf
2: excuse me
1: milf, yk, Man I love frogs
by gayymfer November 14, 2022
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by swaggy_mf_bitch_:) April 11, 2021
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Milf Appreciation Day

On March 22nd, a day for the most hot, amazing, 40+ babes on earth...MILFS.
Friend: Hey, what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day Dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this amazing day!
by milf.lover. March 22, 2021
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