A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
A midnight forum is a forum wich is often used on hours close to midnight and usually talk about "dark" topics anonymously
P1:They say that there's a secret agency dedicated to find aliens among us
P2:No way, where did you read that?
P1:On a midnight forum, probably it's gone by now
P2:No way, where did you read that?
P1:On a midnight forum, probably it's gone by now
by Alecced October 24, 2020
It like a reverse blumpkin, she got Midnight Dogged! I am so jealous I wish my bf would do that for me.
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
If you order hotdog for delivery, that’s double eating out!
by Irottram June 04, 2021
Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.
I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.
by StuWi November 09, 2023
;) Euphemism ;)
by The Midnight Wrestler June 01, 2022
To engineer at night. A person who services people during the lightless hours of the day. A prostitute.
That girl we passed on the bus was rather shapely and walked in a distinctive manner. However, she had the essence of a midnight engineer.
by COMOSELLAMA? March 06, 2010
An amazing up-and-coming band that features Jayni and Maxx. Their music is yet to be on iTunes but they are working on an album.
by MSDfan March 13, 2010