Skip to main content

Heavenly Math

How mathematics is used in cultural astronomy, such as in figuring out the date of Chinese New Year or the start date of Ramadan (the fasting month for Muslims)—both dates depend on the phase of the moon.
One unexpected draw to heavenly math is that it often draws arts and humanities students to discover the sciences behind astronomy, especially those who have an irrational fear of numbers.
by Fasters March 23, 2022
mugGet the Heavenly Math mug.

MBA math

A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.
Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.
by nsclkjfiosdu2348392 May 9, 2022
mugGet the MBA math mug.

Tokenized Math

When math collectibles (coins & stamps, vintage puzzles & toys, out-of-print books & classics, and antique measuring instruments & calculators), math cards, urban math definitions, IMO or Fields medals, NFTs, memes, and the like can be broken up into smaller parts that can be sold individually, thus making fractional ownership of both digital or physical assets possible.
Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.
by Fasters July 16, 2022
mugGet the Tokenized Math mug.

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.
When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing
by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023
mugGet the The math ain’t mathing mug.

can't math

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.
"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
by EVOLVE April 4, 2017
mugGet the can't math mug.

Drive-thru Math

When arithmetic becomes calculus and your stoned with your friends trying to order from a drive-thru
Come on dude I'll pay for it I dont want to do drive-thru math
by the garbaggio boys July 12, 2017
mugGet the Drive-thru Math mug.

corbin from math class

A big smoker and weed user and doesn't admit it and has a wack hair cut and wears a dusty hat
Dude you are such a Corbin from math class why do you do that so much. you need to stop
by skeet skeet9000 December 13, 2019
mugGet the corbin from math class mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email