Juan

A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.

OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!

by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019

Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

Juan Manuel

Juan manuel is the clown in the friend group, yes, my jokes may be unfunny but i still think amogus is funny, also a very nice guy who will maybe forgive you depending on the situation, also a very important fact is that i may not be bery much in shape but im the greatest dancer in my school, no one can match me, also

Boo

Juan Manuel is very cool
Yes he gets a lot of bitches also he is mexican

by Greentixxy November 24, 2023

juan morales

sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him

ohh my juan morales is so cute and i really like him

by lolllllll0000000 December 12, 2024

Juan

a kid that thinks and behaves like the world revolves around him, you can be sitting doing nothing and out of nowhere he can annoy the shit out of you to the point that you want to beat him up. he's that one kid that wont stop playing minecraft and the type of person to abuse power in any situation in a game. Its like some one slapping a baby for sucking it's thumb. it could be a living hell just knowing someone named Juan

bozo, his name is Juan

by jarrylovestits August 21, 2022

Juan

Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan

Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan

by ﾠ March 23, 2022

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023